LOVE QUOTES: Cute Family Quotes Tumblr for Him About Life for Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying for Your Boyfriends

Thursday, 19 September 2013

Cute Family Quotes Tumblr for Him About Life for Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying for Your Boyfriends

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The birth of a baby can be considered to be one of the happiest moments in this world. After marriage, the dream of most of the couples remains to have their own flesh and blood in their upcoming life which will make their family complete. When the baby is born, all the members of the family get crazy with happiness and joy and try to keep no stone unturned to perform all the responsibilities for the new born baby. If the baby is a girl child, then she is considered to be the princess of their parents and she becomes the most prized possession in the family. But have you thought what you should do at that time? If a new born baby girl has entered the family of your near and dear one then you must send congratulations to the new parents and convey good wishes for the new born baby girl. You can make a new born baby card for the baby which will be a great gift for them.So, it’s someone’s birthday. What do you write in their card other than the proverbial “Happy Birthday?” Yawn.

Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. So spread a little joy with these funny birthday quotes and make your loved ones’ birthdays unforgettable.

These Happy Birthday quotes are guaranteed to remind ‘em of their majestic existence...

"“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.”
"“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
"“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
"“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
"“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
"“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
"“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows.”
"“About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.”
"“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
"“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”

I love quotes and sayings and I know many others do too. So I’ve gathered a bunch of funny happy birthday sayings and quotes on age, just to give you a smile or two. With all that’s on your plate, I thought you’d appreciate something light…

Funny Happy Birthday Sayings

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Author Unknown
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost
“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” Phyllis Diller
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” John Glenn (Astronaut)
“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.” Children’s birthday song
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.” Ogden Nash
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” H. Prochnow
“Why was he/she born so beautiful. Why was she born at all. Because she had no say in it. No say in it at all.” Children’s birthday song
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” Eva Gabor
Funny Age Sayings (Birthday or not)

“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” Bette Midler
“The first hundred years are the hardest.” Wilson Mizner
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.” Ethel Barrymore
“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.” Joan Rivers
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. “ Oscar Wilde
“Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind.” Alexander Pope
“It takes a long time to grow young.” Pablo Picasso
“Getting old ain’t for sissies.” Betty Davis
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain
“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.” Lord Hood
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain
“Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” C. Joad
“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.” Maurice Chevalier
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” Jerry Wright
“Oh to be seventy again.” Georges Clemenceau, on seeing a pretty girl on his 80th birthday
“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.” Pope Paul VI
“The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.” Raymond Duncan
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.” Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” Abraham Lincoln