Quotes For Baby Girls Biography
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill
Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
Brad Pitt
On his new child.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.
James Matthew Barrie
A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Author Unknown
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
Vincent van Gogh
Ten fingers, Ten toes
She's laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She's sent to bless you
She's one special Baby
The best of life's treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
Author Unknown
Take a sprinkling of fairy dust,
An angel's single feather,
Also a dash of love and care,
Then mix them both together.
Add a sentiment or two,
A thoughtful wish or line,
A touch of stardust, a sunshine ray...
It's a recipe, for a Baby Girl truly fine.
Author Unknown
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herrold
This Baby is Your Blessing,
I wish Happiness in every way,
Good Luck God Bless, I say
And Many Blessings and Wishes,
To Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today.
Author Unknown
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
Babies haven't any hair;
Old men's heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lie a haircut and a shave
Samuel Hoffenstein
If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kin Hubbard
There is a ''sanctity'' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
James Baldwin
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said 'sex is good'. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
Vincent Van Gogh
A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark
Father asked us, "What was God's noblest work?" Anna said, "Men", but I said "Babies". Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Author Unknown
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Eleanor Roosevelt
If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Tris Speaker
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
They are babies in waiting, life on ice.
Claudia Wallis
On sperm cells frozen for preservation.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
Kate Douglas Wiggin
A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Alan Marshall Beck
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Mark Twain
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
P. J. O'Rourke
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
David Letterman
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
Barbara Kingsolver
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Fran Lebowitz
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers
A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.
Homer
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Lawrence Housman
The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Jimmy Piersal
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