Drinking Quotes For Girls Biography
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I feel sorry for people who don't� drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra�
The problem with some people is that when they aren't� drunk,� they're sober.
William Butler Yeats�
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway�
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway����
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin��
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Anonymous
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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
G.K. Chesterton��
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella����
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce����
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Anonymous
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Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
Ross Levy�
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Anonymous
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye�
Work is the curse of the drinking� classes.
Oscar Wilde����
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up� reading.
Henny Youngman�
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get� wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Michelle Mastrolacasa�
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal� lobotomy.
Tom Waits�
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright����
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a� beer.
Frank Zappa�
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill�
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Deep Thought, Jack Handy�
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with� pizza.
Dave Barry�
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
Humphrey Bogart
Why is Australian beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton����
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm�
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson�
I drink to make other people� interesting.
George Jean Nathan�
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
Frank Sinatra�
The problem with some people is that when they aren't� drunk,� they're sober.
William Butler Yeats�
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway�
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway����
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin��
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Anonymous
�
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
G.K. Chesterton��
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella����
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce����
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Anonymous
�
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
Ross Levy�
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Anonymous
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye�
Work is the curse of the drinking� classes.
Oscar Wilde����
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up� reading.
Henny Youngman�
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get� wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Michelle Mastrolacasa�
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal� lobotomy.
Tom Waits�
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright����
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a� beer.
Frank Zappa�
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill�
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Deep Thought, Jack Handy�
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with� pizza.
Dave Barry�
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
Humphrey Bogart
Why is Australian beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton����
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm�
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson�
I drink to make other people� interesting.
George Jean Nathan�
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
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